Who we are

We're a small, slightly haunted workshop that believes everything looks better with a little smoke and a story.  What started as a kitchen table experiment turned into a full-blown obsession with turning weird ideas into something you can actually hold.  We make laser-cut and engraved pieces for people who don't fit in with the mass produced crowd - the ones who love things that are dark, strange, or just a bit off-center.  Every burn mark, knot, and imperfection is a part of the charm. Whether you want a gift that bites back, a sign that makes your guests uncomfortable in the best way, or something custom from the depths of your own imagination - we'll make it.  

Meet the Team

Built from rebellion and heart, this duo runs on the belief that the system’s cracks are where true creativity and growth happens. They're driven by the urge to build something that’s completely their own — guided by chaos, love, and family.

A woman and a young boy inside a room with wooden and glass elements, plants, and a lit candle, making funny faces at the camera.


  • Co-Founder & Go-To Wench

    A jack-of-all-trades with a taste for the unconventional.  Darkly funny, anarchist, and unapologetically original, her pieces carry a human touch you can feel — every item made in the USA, with care and intent. While her process may look unusual to onlookers, it’s driven by curiosity, intuition, and a quiet love for perspective, life, and the world around her.

A man with long red hair and a beard painted with red, white, and blue colors, wearing sunglasses, an unbuttoned striped blue shirt, and denim shorts, standing outdoors in front of an American flag and swimming pool, holding a beer can and making a celebratory gesture.


  • Founder & Fearless Leader

    Goofy, a little wound-up, and undeniably sexy, he mixes humor with focus in everything he touches. His creations are fresh, intricate, and full of personality — a golden-trout-funkadelic kind of awesome.  Hard-working and witty, he brings all of the charm to this operation.  Everything he creates is one of a kind Boombastic, just like he is.

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