Weddings ~ Businesses ~ Custom Signage ~ Decor ~ Gifts & More
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Weddings ~ Businesses ~ Custom Signage ~ Decor ~ Gifts & More 〰️
Custom Laser-Cut & Engraved Wood Goods for the Beautifully Unusual
Handmade signs, décor & oddities for people who don’t do ordinary.
“Photos don’t do it justice.” - Florence F.
“Better quality than I expected.” - Andre R.
“Shipped fast and looks killer.” - Roseanne S.
Not fancy, Just Filthy
We make laser-cut and engraved pieces with attitude — from custom signs and décor to unapologetically weird creations.
If you’re allergic to mass-produced nonsense, welcome home.
Laser-cutting and engraving for the oddly inspired, the strange and unusual, the elegant oddball.
Featured Products
Lay down the law with this engraved “No Rats Allowed” sign, complete with a delightfully dramatic dead-rat illustration (X-eyes and all). Whether you’re keeping pests out, calling out bad vibes, or just decorating with your own brand of twisted humor, this sign brings personality to any space.
Hand-crafted with precision on our in-house laser cutter, each piece has crisp detail, clean lines, and that slightly unhinged aesthetic Soot is known for. Hang it in your kitchen, mudroom, workshop, garage, or anywhere rats — real or metaphorical — simply aren’t welcome.
A thick, circular wood piece featuring a fierce big cat at the center of an intricate mandala.
Bold, detailed, and mesmerizing.
This round wood decor piece showcases a majestic big cat with piercing eyes, surrounded by a finely engraved mandala that adds depth and texture. The laser engraving highlights every line and curve, creating a visually striking statement piece that’s as powerful as it is beautiful.
Perfect for shelves, altars, desks, or wall displays, this heavy, thick wood decor piece is handcrafted with care and sealed for durability. Each piece is unique, with natural wood variations making every design one-of-a-kind.
A small but mighty wood sign that sets the tone before anyone even walks in.
For those days when subtlety just isn’t the vibe. A great sign for mom’s with adventurous young sons.
This square mini wood sign features the phrase “Welcome to the Thunderdome, Bitch” engraved cleanly into a natural wood block — the perfect mix of chaotic humor and handcrafted charm.
At just 4–6 inches, it’s small enough to sit on a shelf, desk, or doorway nook, but loud enough to make people laugh (or rethink their choices). Each sign is laser-engraved, sanded smooth, and sealed for a long-lasting finish.
Whether it’s for your workshop, office, kitchen, or a friend with a perfectly twisted sense of humor, it’s guaranteed to get attention.
Yes, We Do Custom Work
Got an idea? A sketch? A half-baked thought you won’t shut up about?
We turn it into laser-cut reality.
We can make:
Custom signs & name plaques
Unique gifts
Engraved wood art
Business signage
One-off weirdness
Contact Us…
with your questions, custom ideas, or strange requests.
Need a quote? Curious about materials? Want something burned into existence? Send us a message and we’ll get back to you soon.
We’ve seen it all. Probably.
info@sootlaserco.com
(369) 208 - 0878
Handmade — not factory churn
One-of-a-kind designs — not copy-paste crap
Crafted locally
Real human communication (no bots, no corporate nonsense
If it’s boring, we won’t make it