"No Rats Allowed" Circular Hanging Wood Sign

$5.00

Lay down the law with this engraved “No Rats Allowed” sign, complete with a delightfully dramatic dead-rat illustration (X-eyes and all). Whether you’re keeping pests out, calling out bad vibes, or just decorating with your own brand of twisted humor, this sign brings personality to any space.

Hand-crafted with precision on our in-house laser cutter, each piece has crisp detail, clean lines, and that slightly unhinged aesthetic Soot is known for. Hang it in your kitchen, mudroom, workshop, garage, or anywhere rats — real or metaphorical — simply aren’t welcome.

Lay down the law with this engraved “No Rats Allowed” sign, complete with a delightfully dramatic dead-rat illustration (X-eyes and all). Whether you’re keeping pests out, calling out bad vibes, or just decorating with your own brand of twisted humor, this sign brings personality to any space.

Hand-crafted with precision on our in-house laser cutter, each piece has crisp detail, clean lines, and that slightly unhinged aesthetic Soot is known for. Hang it in your kitchen, mudroom, workshop, garage, or anywhere rats — real or metaphorical — simply aren’t welcome.

  • ✔️ Laser-engraved for sharp detail

  • ✔️ Iconic X-eyed rat graphic

  • ✔️ Funny, weird, and a little haunted

  • ✔️ Lightweight + easy to hang

  • ✔️ Great for gifts, home décor, or ironic warnings